This is why you need to pay attention in naming your children.
apparently some guy named mark was trying to tell my mom he needed to speak with my dad about any financial transactions my mom was making because he was the man of the house and she did not take kindly to his implying that my dad was the primary breadwinner/person in charge in our family so
when i was in kindergarten a teacher asked us what grade we were in and several kids shouted “zero grade!” and i spent 3 more years wondering if kindergarten really is zero grade
my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”
nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid
You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.
Smelborp for president
You you I don’t like your girlfriend